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── THE CREW · TWO FOUNDERS, NO HAND-OFF ──

The two humans you’ll actually talk to.

You are not handed off to a generic account manager. The people who built the engine, and the case files on the proof page, stay in the relationship and on the calls that decide it. Client Success keeps the week moving in between: support, momentum and accountability.

John Coburn — Co-founder · Strategy + Validation Architect

John Coburn

Co-founder · Strategy + Validation Architect
  • ✦Growth marketing + SEO operator from the SaaS world — cold-email validation, micro-ad campaign methodology, lean launch discipline
  • ✦Built and unwound multiple businesses across crypto, SaaS, and the coaching space — learned to charge for the cuts before the scars
  • ✦Systems architect lens: every business problem traces back to a system problem — and most system problems trace back to the founder carrying the system
  • ✦Bias toward shipping with surgical validation — “build before you validate is sophisticated procrastination”

✦ Analytical rigor meets execution speed. Validation-first, never paralyzed.

Phoenix Bohannon — Co-founder · Sales Operations + Audit Lead

Phoenix Bohannon

Co-founder · Sales Operations + Audit Lead
  • ✦Runs sales operations across the client roster — operating inside client businesses, not advising from outside them
  • ✦Builds the sales infrastructure: recovery frameworks, reframe architecture, setter and closer training stacks
  • ✦Direct-response copywriter and CRO specialist — copy earns its place by selling, not by sounding clever
  • ✦Audits funnels with the same conversion physics he uses to build them — every claim ties back to a measured signal

✦ Direct, framework-thinking, scenario-driven. Energy management as a sales discipline.

── SAYS WHO · FROM BOTH SIDES OF THE SEAT ──

Two people who worked with Phoenix. One above him, one under him.

Every case file on this site is a claim about an outcome. These two are a different kind of evidence: what it was actually like to work with him, from the person who managed him and the person he managed.

Can he produce in the seat?
Rob Rammuny
Sales leader who managed Phoenix on the phones
THEY MANAGED PHOENIX · 1:26
Can he build the ramp and run it?
Orlane Vargas
Setter Phoenix hired, trained and ran
PHOENIX MANAGED THEM · 2:00
── THE TRACK RECORD · SAME TWO PEOPLE ──

The work these two have receipts for.

The short version. The full case files, videos, and the wall of wins live on the proof page.

$1.81M
Email in 9 months — C&C
$1.2M+
Tracked 2025–26 — SupportED
$648,022
One year, side of a day job
45
Wins on the wall
Coach Jo: finally I see light at the end of the tunnel
COACH JO · JUL 2026
Chelsea: it's like you're inside our heads
CLIENT SLACK · JAN 2025
── HOW WE WORK · THE OPERATING PRINCIPLES ──

Three rules we don't bend.

Receipts before rhetoric

If we claim it, we can show it. Our proof page publishes the counting method — most agencies won't tell you how they count.

Human first, AI-leveraged

AI where it earns its place, humans where it matters. Your team gets stronger and your clients still talk to people.

The honest 'not yet'

If the roadmap says you shouldn't buy from us this quarter, that's what we send back. Wrong-fit revenue costs more than it pays.

── NEXT STEP · ONE DOOR ──

One next step. Get your roadmap.

Complete the Roadmap, then use a 15-minute triage to choose the next step: a direct offer, a selective Intensive, or nurture. Completion within 72 hours signals commitment and eligibility—not a guaranteed free Intensive.

You are here · roadmap = next waypoint